50 Ways to Kill Justin Bieber

Yesterday, when I was lifting weights, I had on Swrv and a the music video for Love Me by Justin Bieber came on. I hate Justin Bieber. I toughened it out and Listened to the song and hated it. Listening to that awful song made me push it to the limit. So Today's post is ways to kill Justin Bieber.

1. Make him gargle broken glass.
2. Throw shurikens at him.
3. Stab Him repeatedly with any sharp object.
4. Shoot him.
5. Throw a grenade at him.
6. Chain cement blocks to his feet and throw him in the ocean.
7. Put him inside the trunk of a car that is going to be crushed on Monster Jam.
8. Push him out an airplane without a parachute.
9. Hang him.
10. Crucify him.
11. Shove him into a meat grinder.
12. Throw him into a shark pit.
13. Push him into a punji pit.
14. Push him off the Grand Canyon.
15. Make him listen to Rebecca Black.
16. Put him in the electric chair.
17. Put him in a Ford Pinto and rear end the car into a wall, so the car will explode.
18. Run him over with a bus.
19. Run him over with a semi truck.
20. Give him the lethal injection.
21. Dissect him.
22. Africanized Killer Bee attack.
23. Make him tell Fred Phelps that he is gay.
24. Put him in the ring with Kane, The Big Show and The Great Khali.
25. Make him fight Kimbo Slice.
26. Make him Fight Mike Tyson.
27. Make him referee a NHL game.
28. Make him molest a bear cub in front of it's mother.
29. Have him stand in front of a runaway Toyota.
30. Cut him up with a chainsaw.
31. Behead him.
32. Make him neuter a rabid pit bull not the rapper.
33. Give him the Lethal Injection.
34. Make him go to the WWE and have all of the superstars attack him.
35. Give his bodyguards a vacation and throw him into a crowd of his tween fans. 
36. Have him handle venomous snakes and don't give him the antidote.
37. Beat him with a baseball bat.
38. Make him tell Triple H that he is ugly.
39. Make him hang out with Trent Reznor, I guarantee that Bieber would die.
40. Make him hug Maynard James Keenan while he is performing on stage.
41. Have him get attacked by a killer whale at SeaWorld.
42. Electrocute him.
43. Throw knives at him.
44. Make him go to the VFW and tell him to say that Jane Fonda didn't betray American Troops.
45. Donate him to science.
46. Run him over with a steamroller. 
47. Put him in Crips clothing and send him into Bloods territory.
48. Put him in Bloods clothing and send him into Crips territory.
49. Shoot him with a nail gun.
50. Make him drink the water in Mexico.