20 Trent Reznor Facts

1. Trent Reznor can win an Oscar without even trying.
2. Trent Reznor Doesn't take requests
3. Trent Reznor can read Lady Gaga's Poker Face.
4. Trent Reznor can gargle peanut butter.
5. Trent Reznor once put down walk off stage when fans yell Head Like a Hole on a math test for every answer and got an A+
6. Trent Reznor once got into a knife fight, the knife lost.
7. Trent Reznor can throw a keyboard helluva far.
8. 10 out of 10 doctors recommend not annoying Trent Reznor.
9. Ladies open doors for Trent Reznor.
10. Trent Reznor can slam a revolving door.
11. Trent Reznor can strangle you with a cordless phone.
12. Trent Reznor Can Make a paraplegic run for his life.
13. The Candyman can't but Trent Reznor can.
14. If you have $5 and Trent Reznoe has $5 Trent Reznor has More money than you.
15. Trent Reznor can hear silence.
16. Trent Reznor can speak braille. 
17. Trent Reznor can show a keyboard who's boss.
18. Trent Reznor hates pigs.
19. Trent Reznor wasn't a boy scout, he was a man scout.
20. Trent Reznor hates Twilight.