25 Gene Snitsky Facts

1. Ladies open doors for Gene Snitsky
2. Gene Snitsky can gargle peanut butter
3. Gene Snitsky can hear silence
4. Gene Snitsky has punted more babies than anyone on the face of the earth.
5. Gene Snitsky can strangle you with a cordless telephone
6. Gene Snitsky can read Lady Gaga's Poker Face
7. Gene Snitsky can see John Cena
8. Gene Snitsky is a better GM than John Laurinaitis.
9. This Post wasn't Gene Snitsky's Fault
10. Gene Snitsky can play the violin with a piano
11. Gene Snitsky can pay the piano with a violin
12. Gene Snitsky's tears can cure any disease. Too bad he never cries.
13. Gene Snitsky can clap with one hand
14. When Gene Snitsky goes to the airport TSA agents grope themselves.
15. When the fire department catches fire they call Gene Snitsky
16. Gene Snitsky once let a baby live. Naw just kidding.
17. Gene Snitsky is the only person who can deflect Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Kick
18. There is only one thing that Gene Snitsky can't do which is lose
19. The word phobia is Latin for Gene Snitsky
20. Gene Snitsky can win a staring contest while blinking
21. Gene Snitsky can Handle the Truth
22. Gene Snitsky scared The Brave Little Toaster
23. Gene Snitsky scared the black out of Michael Jackson
24. Gene Snitsky is the only Person who can actually give 110%
25. Gene Snitsky ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got it