One of the things that really grinds my gears is when celebrities give their baby a stupid name. Is it just me or does every celebrity do this? Kim Kardashian just named her baby girl North. I mean how retarded is that? Naming your child after a direction is pretty darn stupid and makes the Whole world shake their heads in dismay at the naming decision.
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| Listen to Bill Lumbergh Dammit |
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Seriously why do celebrities give their kids such ridiculous names? It's very mind boggling and pops up in the back of your head from time to time. I have a theory of why celebrities give their kids stupid names. I believe they do it for shock value and controversy. They probably think that by giving their baby a stupid name will make another expecting celebrity jealous and want to top that baby name with something even stupider.
In other news Jessica Simpson named her newest child Ace. You ought to be kidding me. Who in their right mind would name their kid Ace? Ace would be a biker nickname or a poker player's nickname for crying out loud. Where are their brains when they name their baby's? Don't get me started on the name Apple. That name is really stupid. It's like naming your kid Banana for that matter.
I strongly believe that celebrities be drug tested when they name their babies so when they give their baby a stupid name, the nurse can go ahead and ignore that.
Here is a list of Stupid Celebrity Baby Names.
- Seven
- Moxie Crimefighter
- Pilot Inspektor
- Audio Science
- Denim
- Banjo
- Pirate
- Camera
- Free
- Buddy Bear
- Brooklyn
- Zuma
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