5 Things That Keep Me Up at Night

Sometimes I just can't fall asleep at night. I can think of many good reasons to what keeps me up. Here are the pesky things that keep me up.
1. Waiting for 5-23-2011 to Come. Why May 23rd 2011 you ask? Well I will tell you why. Lady Gaga's new Album Born This Way is coming out and I can't wait any longer to buy the deluxe edition CD. I have never been so exited in my life for a CD to come out. Yes I still buy CDs., Why you ask? The answer to that is coming in another blog post
2. Funny Internet Memes. One meme that makes me laugh hysterically is none other than Ya Dun Goof'd. No matter how hard I try to go through my day without saying Ya dun goof'd is impossible to not say it. I sometimes laugh myself to sleep saying ya dun goof'd.
3. Playing with my Hot Wheels and Matchbox cars. This is another hobby of mine that keeps me up sometimes. I will be playing with my Matchbox Super Convoy International LoneStar, and my Ford C900 along with other cars and trucks, doing various test drives. I make up my own scenarios with the cars, whether it's a Austin FX4 taxi competing against a Checker Marathon taxi or, dropping a Ford Pinto on it's rear to make a fake explosion they still keep me up at night.
4. Staring at random things in my room. I have various decor in my bedroom. For instance when I have trouble falling asleep, I tend to stare at my one of my Lady Gaga posters for 20 minutes before falling asleep.
5. My CDs. Sometimes I will be playing my CDs before I go to sleep. Sometimes I get a little bit revved up and they make me resist going to sleep. Maybe playing Lady Gaga before going to bed is a bad idea. I think I should play one of my score soundtracks instead.

30 Things We Could Have Done to Osama Bin Laden's Corpse

 So finally after like 9 years we finally caught the bastard Osama Bin Laden. Wait a minute, we shot and killed him and then buried him at sea. If I was in charge of disposing Osama's corpse, I would have a different plan on how to get rid of it.
1. Crucify His Corpse.
2. Take a shit on his corpse.
3. Take a piss on his corpse.
4. Turn it into a pinata.
5. Behead him and take head to a taxidermist and display in the Oval Office.
6. Stab the corpse repeatedly with an American Flag.
7. Drop it off at a VFW post. The vets will dispose of him properly.
8. Hang the corpse even though he is already dead.
9. Have the corpse tour the United States and let the public beat the shit out of it.
10. Curb stomp the corpse.
11. Drag it on the 5th wheel of an 18 wheeler.
12. Burn the corpse.
13. Use it as a target.
14. Put it on an airplane and crash it.
15. Cut him up and use him for dog food.
16. Let Epic Beard Man slap the shit out of him.
17. Use it as a crash dummy.
18. Shove a broomstick up his ass until it comes out of his eye socket.
19. Give him to the USMC they'll have a good time with it.
20. Sell corpse on eBay, Our national debt will be payed off.
21. Drop him from a bridge onto the inbound lane of the Boston Expressway.
22. Cut him up with a dull chainsaw.
23. Toss him into a blast furnace.
24. Toss him in gasoline and then set him ablaze.
25. Put him on the L.A. Freeway at 4:59.
26. Shove him into a meat grinder.
27. Put him into an old car that is going into the crusher.
28. Throw him into a shark pit.
29. Throw him into an alligator pit or crocodile pit or vice versa.
30. Put him in the backseat of a Ford Pinto with a full tank of gas and rear end it so it goes Boom.