Something I Thought I'd Never Do

  I got a Barnes and Noble gift card with $70 on it from my Uncle for Christmas in 2012. So I bought Twilight for kicks and giggles and some score soundtracks and some DVDs. Anyway for a man who read the Twilight books, I actually liked it. And I am straight by the way. However I did manage to get a lot of backlash from my some of my coworkers about it. I did manage to annoy a coworker about the series by only mentioning it to him.
  If I had to pick a side on the whole Team Edward or Team Jacob crap, I would pick Team Charlie? Now why on earth would I pick a character who basically has no major role in the story whatsoever? Well he is a heck of a lot more interesting than Jacob or Edward, plus he's a badass Chief of Police of Forks WA. Stephanie Meyer should write a book series based on Chief Charlie Swan and his day to day duties of being the Chief of Police in Forks WA.
  Back to the books. They weren't all that bad like everyone and their brother thinks the series is. Yes some points were laughable mostly in the first book, After that they got better and better as they went on.

Twilight The Score Review

  Ok this isn't my first film score review, it's one of my many I plan on reviewing. I love film scores, I hate various artists soundtracks that have little or nothing to do with the movie. So since I love film scores I decided to buy all of the Twilight Saga film scores. Now each of the movies up to Eclipse had a different composer. Twilight had Carter Burwell, New Moon had Alexandre Desplat, Eclipse had Howard Shore. From Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 and 2, Carter Burwell returned to score the last two installments.

The CD artwork

  First of all the score for Twilight is wahttp://www.blogger.com better than the movie. Why is that? Well the score doesn't have bad acting in it like the movie. It helps drown out the shitty acting in the movie. It does it well. It distracts you from the bad story and gets your adrenaline pumping. The score is probably the best film score of 2008. I'm shocked at why wasn't the score nominated for any awards. Here's why it should have been nominated, It was way different than any other film score of 2008. It's not really a symphony orchestra score either, it's more of a metal/guitar/synth score.
  Here is the Tracklist.

1. "How I Would Die" – 1:53
2. "Who Are They?" – 3:26
3. "Treaty" – 1:58
4. "Phascination Phase" – 2:04
5. "Humans Are Predators Too" – 2:04
6. "I Dreamt of Edward" – 1:06
7. "I Know What You Are" – 2:37
8. "The Most Dangerous Predator" – 2:22
9. "The Skin of a Killer" – 2:58
10. "The Lion Fell in Love with the Lamb" – 3:10
11. "Complications" – 1:11
12. "Dinner with His Family" – 0:38
13. "I Would Be the Meal" – 1:24
14. "Bella's Lullaby" – 2:18
15. "Nomads" – 3:51
16. "Stuck Here Like Mom" – 1:40
17. "Bella Is Part of the Family" – 1:24
18. "Tracking" – 2:19
19. "In Place of Someone You Love" – 1:45
20. "Showdown in the Ballet Studio" – 4:50
21. "Edward at Her Bed" – 1:05

    The length of the album is 46:53.
  Overall I give Twilight The Score 9 stars out of 10 because it has a short length. I did like the track Nomads the best. It has a metal sound to it and can be used for a WWE entrance theme. I highly recommend this score.

The Twilight Movies are Bad

  I like bad movies. so I have done some research about the Twilight Saga due to hearing fans of the books hate the movies because they sucked. So I looked up all four of them up on IMDB.com and was surprised to find out that the user ratings were just slightly higher than ratings for SyFy original movies. That is really a shocker. So after I saw the user ratings I went and bought Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 on Blu-Ray and New Moon on Blu-Ray as well. I don't plan on watching them in order.
  First up was New Moon. The acting of the whole cast except for Bella's dad was atrocious. Kristen Stewart was a basket case on her own. Due to the fact that she constantly had her mouth open and was breathing out of her mouth the whole time instead of through her nose. plus her acting was worse than the acting in Troll 2. Robert Pattinson was no box of chocolates either. I saw him in Water for Elephants and thought his acting was terrific. He is the exact opposite in the Twilight series, bland and boring. Now Taylor Lautner was just as bad of an actor, worse than his role as Shark Boy in The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl which is another terrible movie.
  The Plots are laughable and and just ridiculous combined with terrible cut rate acting. I never read the books and don't plan to read them anytime soon. I can see why fans of the books hate the movies. I guess it's true that the book is always better than the movie. Another thing that shows how bad these movies are is that each has had a different director for all 4 movies and 3 different composers for all 4, with the exception of Carter Burwell who scored Twilight and Breaking Dawn Pt 1 and the upcoming Breaking Dawn Pt 2. The film scores are more interesting than the actual movies.
  A great way to enjoy these movies is to buy the Rifftrax for them. You can buy them at www.rifftrax.com
You'll laugh your head off at the commentary that they give for the terrible films. It's like Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Why is Edward Cullen Still In School If He Is 108 Years Old?

Looking good for 108

  I was watching and riffing Twilight New Moon today because I was bored. I happened to notice that Edward Cullen said he was 108 years old. Yet He's supposed to look like he is 17 years old. First off why is he still in school if he is 108 years old? He would have graduated by 1919. He must be a real idiot if he is 108 years old and still in high school. Fact most school districts let you stay until you are 21 and If you haven't graduated by then, they kick you the out and then you can get your GED. In shorter words throw Logic out the second story window. See this doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

A Real 108 year old man

If You were 108 you would look like this.

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Kristen Stewart's Mouth Never Closes

I rest my case

  Did you ever look at a picture of the actress Kristen Stewart? If So did you ever notice that in 97% of those photos her mouth is open? She has the same expression in every picture. She is like that YTMND facial expressions fad. Why does she rarely close her damn mouth? Nobody knows what is exactly the cause of this. I have several theories. One theory is that she has her mouth open all the time is due to finding out that she is only getting paid $5 to play the role. Theory two is that she realizes she can't act for anything and can't compute that. Theory three is that she is has a reflex problem with her mouth keeping it open all of the time. If she has her mouth open the whole time, she probably gets sore throats alot because that happens when you sleep with your mouth open. Kristen Stewart please close your mouth.

Bad Tattoo Ideas: Twilight

  The other day I was really bored and decided to do a Google image search of Twilight tattoos and to my surprise people are actually stupid enough to get themselves inked with Twilight. This has got to be the worst tattoo idea ever. The people who get a Twilight tattoo are going to regret it later on down the road. One day if that person has children,the child will ask their mom, who are those people on your arm? The mother will reply, oh that is a tattoo of something that I used to like when I was younger, I no longer like Twilight.

FAIL

Now here are some excellent examples of this.

Super Fail

God Help Us!

I Think we have seen enough here. I rest my case.