What Kid would want these?

  I was on Amazon.com yesterday looking at toys made by Processed Plastics ans I came across, Pink Toy Soldiers from TimMee Toys. I am not kidding they make pink toy soldiers. No joke here folks they do exist. If you want to add a variety to your war going on you should buy them to accompany your green and tan troops.
  These look cool but I would buy them if I felt like spending $15 on them. I would bet that no boy would buy these if they saw them in the store. I guarantee that. They would get beat up for owning such a thing. I imagine that the pink army men are a really poor seller. But what do I know? I'm just a Business major in college. Anyway If the proceeds from these army men go to Breast Cancer research I would buy them. To my knowledge they don't.

The Dumbest Google Search Suggestions Ever

  Today I was fooling around on Google and happened to come across a dumb search suggestion. so go ahead and try them out for yourself. My answers to these dumb questions will be in bold.
Section I: Questions.

1. Is Pepsi owned by Coke?  Never in a billion years.
2. Is Pepsi a Coke product?  Not where I come from
3. Is Puerto Rico a state?      Not Yet.
4. Is it illegal to download movies? Go ask the FBI and the MPAA.
5. Is it illegal to dress up as Batman in Australia?  Go ask Bruce Wayne.
6. Is WWE fake? Of course it is. It's scripted but the injuries are real.
7. Is WWE going to stop being PG? Not anytime soon.
8. Is Lord Tensai Asian?  No. he's Jewish.
9. Is Batman an Avenger? Hell No. He's in the JLU.
10. Is Batman DC or Marvel? He is DC dumbass.

Section II: General Suggestions

1. Britney Spears is a three headed alien. This isn't from the Weekly World News only a Book title.
2. Cars are coffins This is a bicycle enthusiast Magazine. 
3. I am extremely terrified of Chinese People. WTF? 
4. Lady Gaga is a man. No She's a Lady.
5. I ate the divorce papers. Why?
6. I ate Seabass while pregnant. Don't worry
7. I ate my baby for dinner. Seek help.
8. I ate my desk again. Call a doctor