- Behind Chief Charlie Swan's mustache is fist
- Chief Charlie Swan once got into a fight with Chuck Norris, the loser had to grow a beard.
- Chief Charlie Swan can Slam a Revolving Door.
- Ladies open doors for Chief Charlie Swan.
- Chief Charlie Swan's mustache has a mind of its own.
- Charlie Swan doesn't act like a patriot, a patriot acts like Charlie Swan
- If you have $5 and Charlie Swan has $5, Charlie Swan has more money than you
- Charlie Swan doesn't like his meat rare, He likes common meat like a cow
- Guns don't kill people, Charlie Swan kills people
- There's only one thing Charlie Swan can't do, which is lose
- The perfect bedtime story goes like this, Once upon a time, Chief Charlie Swan, The End
- Chief Charlie Swan can handle the truth.
- Chief Charlie Swan can hear silence
- Charlie Swan knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
- Chief Charlie Swan is the reason why Waldo is Hiding
- Charlie Swan can light a fire underwater
- Charlie Swan's mustache is made of steel
- Charlie Swan has bigger balls of Steel than Duke Nukem
- Chief Charlie Swan can shoot the dog in Duck Hunt
- Charlie Swan once Grounded Bella for life. She is still serving that sentence.
- Chief Charlie Swan traveled from Forks Washington to Pennsylvania to Arrest Jerry Sandusky
- Charlie Swan can Pump his own gas in New Jersey
- If Chief Charlie Swan had a weakness his name would be Superman
- Chief Charlie Swan uses a Federal Signal Thunderbolt as his alarm clock
- Charlie Swan can make a Paraplegic run for their life... in that case Billy Black
- Charlie Swan's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries
- Chief Charlie Swan can fire a Colt Single Action Army in double action
- Chief Charlie Swan can shoot 12 rounds out of a six shooter
- Chief Charlie Swan is the only person who can deflect Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Kick
- Chief Charlie Swan has conducted more Drug busts than any other police chief in the United States.
- Charlie Swan can order a Big Mac at Burger King and get it
- Charlie Swan can order a Whopper at McDonald's and Get it.
- Charlie Swan can videotape a train and not get into trouble.
- Charlie Swan is the only person who can try this at home.
- Charlie Swan is The Most Interesting Man in The World
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Saturday, April 27, 2013
Chief Charlie Swan Facts
Today I thought I would do another one of those Fact joke posts. I came up with this one about my favorite character from the Twilight series, Chief Charlie Swan.
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