How To Write and Make A SyFy Channel Original Movie

  Do you want to make it big as a screenwriter? If So I'll tell you how to do that by these simple steps to writing a SyFy Original Movie.

1. Make up a ridiculous plot. For instance Mega x Vs. Giant y. Dino x vs Super y.
2. Write a bad script for filler.
3. Make up a stupid mega monster of some sort 
4. Hire Washed up actors or pop stars
5. Have really bad and laughable CGI effects

Lifetime Movies Vs SyFy Movies

  Lets cut to the chase here, We all love to hate SyFy Original Movies and Lifetime Movies. They're all just so bad they're good. They're also very addictive. Especially when you are being a couch potato. Trust me on this one. Let's take a look at what makes them so bad and addictive.
  Let's start with Lifetime Movies

1.  There's 3 major recurring plot points. Lifetime movies are either about a woman who is being beaten, raped or killed.
2. There's 3 other plot points that are less common. A woman's husband is having an affair with them, Their daughter has got pregnant and wants revenge on the baby's father, or child abuse.
3. They all have terrible acting to the point that Troll 2 and The Room seem like Oscar winning films.
4. They are predictable Mad Libbed scripts

  Now lets talk about SyFy Original Movies

1. SyFy Original Movies have very low IMDB user ratings.
2. SyFy Movies have stupid and laughable plots.
3. SyFy movies have bad acting and CGI.
4. Most are made by The Asylum
5. Mega monsters vs [insert animal name here] Saurus 
6. Sea creatures combined with octopuses
7. Washed up 80s pop stars
8. Riffable

  So which channel wins? SyFy.