Today I thought I would write about bootleg toys. Nothing is more hilarious than bootleg toys. Some of them are so bad they're good. While others are so bad they just cause instant facepalms. So get ready for some bootleg toys.1. Robert Cop 2. Ok this is an obvious bootleg Robocop figure. It's so bad it's good like Robocop's TV edit version. This toy is one bad Mother Crusher. I love how toy bootleggers change the name of the toy trying to be stealthy.
2. Star Night motorcycle. This toy has fail written all over it in permanent marker and it ain't coming off with Goo Gone. So this toy is a huge fail because it's Darth Vader on a police motorcycle. You're argument is invalid. 
3. Mr. Rock. Ok this toy is an obvious bootleg Mr. Spock figure. It's so bad it deserves to be placed in a dumpster for all eternity. This figure gives me nightmares just looking at it. The figure looks nothing like Leonard Nimoy. Don't beam this figure up.
4. Sense of Right Alliance. Ok this toy has no continuity whatsoever. It's quite random at best. How is it random? well for one it contains Lightning McQueen, Batman, Superman, a Power Ranger, Spider-Man, and yes Shrek. Why in the hell is Shrek and Lightning McQueen in this set? They aren't even superheros for Pete's sake. This is a Super Fail.
5. Super Heroes Justice League. Here is another crappy attempt at making a 4pack of Bootleg action figures. This one makes no sense whatsoever. Why is that? well for starters you have Spider-Man, Batman, Naruto and Iron Man. Why is Naruto in there? It's pretty awful and a pathetic attempt at making the most common form of Bootleg action figures there are. Also If you have noticed ths
6. Harry Potter Batmobile. I cannot describe this with enough words. This makes no sense whatsoever. Harry Potter does not drive the goddamn 1989 Batmobile. Chicks don't love the car when Harry Potter is driving the Batmobile. This is the ultimate Fail when it comes to bootleg action figure vehicles. Whoever designed this bootleg gem had to be high on drugs or drunk when this was conceived.
7. Super Avengers Beat Magnum King. What in the hell is this piece of garbage? It's a bootleg unmasked Batman figure in knockoff Avengers packaging. This is really awful as in bottom of the barrel awful. If there is bootleg toys hall of fame, this figure deserves a spot in it.
8. Batman Telephone Car. All I can say is What is this I don't even... I mean really what are these bootleg toy designers on when they create these things. A Batman Telephone Car? C'Mon. I'd rather have a Bat Credit Card.
9. Spader-Man. This one is pretty much self explanatory. I mean it's just Spider-Man being cleverly disguised as his bizzaro alter ego Spader-Man right? Nope Chuck Testa. Nope Nope Nope it ain't Chuck Testa either. It's just the most awful bootleg Spider-Man figure ever.
10. Specialman. It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's Superman's mentally challenged cousin Specialman. This figure isn't that bad and what kills it is the fact that it is called Specialman. I guess the toymakers of these bootlegs try to change the names of the figures they are copying to avoid copyright. Specialman is just plain bad,Conclusion. Well my final thoughts on these 10 bootleg toys are going to be frank. These toys are so bad they are good. You just have to see them in person to appreciate all of the hard work these bootleggers put in to making them. All joking aside you should never buy these bootleg action figures because you would be supporting piracy and intellectual copyright theft.
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