Many years ago there was a Less than truckload company called Guaranteed Overnight Delivery or G.O.D. for short. They had a 1-800 number. That number was 1-800-CALL-GOD. Now I can only imagine the amount of prank calls they must have gotten from atheists and people who want to talk to God. I can imagine a call going along these lines...
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| G.O.D. Trucking |
Person who works for G.O.D.: Thank you for calling G.O.D. how may I help you today?
Caller: Hello is Jesus there?
G.O.D. Employee: No this a trucking company there is a person who works here by the name of Jesus he's Mexican.
Caller: [Hangs Up] Laughing
G.O.D. Employee: [facepalm and immediately talks to supervisor about umpteenth prank call.
Now G.O.D. went out of business over 10 years ago and I miss seeing their trucks on the highway.
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