50 Danny Trejo Facts

  Since there is already Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Vin Diesel, Bruce Campbell facts, I thought I would create Danny Trejo facts. He is a badass after all.

1. Danny Trejo's mustache is the only thing that can deflect Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
2. Danny Trejo can hear silence.
3. Danny Trejo is one of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the others are Bruce Campbell, Mr. T, and Chuck Norris.
4. Danny Trejo's weapon of choice is a machete
5. Danny Trejo is that person you don't want to meet in a dark alley.
6. Danny Trejo's tears can cure any disease, too bad he never cries.
7. Danny Trejo can strangle you with a cordless phone.
8. Danny Trejo scared the black out of Michael Jackson
9. Danny Trejo invented a watch that can do everything except tell time.
10. Danny Trejo once won American Idol by using sign language.
11. Danny Trejo can go to order a Big Mac at Burger King and get it.
12. Danny Trejo won the Hunger Games by killing everyone with his machete.
13. Danny Trejo can buy a Snap-On tool from a Matco truck
14. Danny Trejo can see John Cena
15. Danny Trejo got into a knife fight and the knife lost.
16. Danny Trejo finished The NeverEnding Story
17. Danny Trejo is the reason why Waldo is hiding
18. Machete's don't kill people, Danny Trejo does.
19. Danny Trejo approves of this fact.
20. Danny Trejo doesn't want fries with that.
21. Danny Trejo can get Blackjack with one card
22. Danny Trejo will never have a heart attack, his heart knows better
23. Danny Trejo can laugh with a straight face.
24. Danny Trejo can read Lady Gaga's Poker Face
25. Danny Trejo knows it wasn't Gene Snitsky's fault.
26. Danny Trejo scared the Brave Little Toaster.
27. Getting murdered by Danny Trejo is listed as a natural cause of death
28. Danny Trejo can delete the recycle bin
29. On a High School math test, Danny Trejo put down violence for every answer. He got an A+ because Danny Trejo solves all of his problems with violence.
30. Danny Trejo can clap with one hand
31. Danny Trejo has a buddy whose an expert in Danny Trejo Facts
32. When Danny Trejo goes to the airport, the TSA agents grope themselves.
33. Danny Trejo can pump his own gas in New Jersey
34. One night Danny Trejo took a 10 PM train home. He still refuses to give it back.
35. Danny Trejo made a Happy Meal cry
36. Danny Trejo once shot someone with a knife
37. Danny Trejo can shoot 12 rounds out of a revolver
38. Danny Trejo can shoot a Colt Single Action Army in double action
39. Danny Trejo defied MC Hammer and touched this
40. Danny Trejo once won a Lego building competition using Mega Bloks
41. Danny Trejo haunts Freddy Kruger's dreams.
42. Danny Trejo is the only person that can try this at home.
43. Danny Trejo can drink a keg of beer and not die.
44. Danny Trejo can outdrink Andre The Giant.
45. Danny Trejo can call a 1-900 number and not get charged
46. Danny Trejo can smell fear
47. Death had a near Danny Trejo experience
48. Danny Trejo can handle the truth
49. Danny Trejo once beat Billy Mays in a shouting match
50. If Danny Trejo had a weakness his name would be Superman