I Hate Morning Radio Shows

  When I get up in the morning to get to school, I have to drive 25 miles to get there. I leave the house Monday, Wednesday Friday at 8AM to be at school for 9AM. Now while I drive on the interstate, I can't drive without the radio being on. And at 8AM there is nothing on but morning talk shows. I freaking hate these morning radio talk shows to the point where I wish I could reach into my car radio, and slap the blabbermouth DJ's to shut the hell up. When you are on your morning commute, you don't want to hear someone talk, you'd rather listen to music because it calms you down in the morning. Well morning shows do just the opposite. Here's why I hate morning radio shows.
  1. It's mostly toilet humor. Ok here is reason number one. I don't care for 5th grade toilet humor, where they talk about farting noises on a soundboard. I don't care for crude jokes either. Most of the humor that they have is offensive and crude, or both at the same time.
  2. They don't care about playing music. Here is my biggest pet peeve out of them all. When I listen to the radio, I don't like to hear much talk, I listen to the radio to hear music. On morning radio shows, music takes a back seat. The annoying blabbermouth DJ's play like one song per 10-20 minutes of taking. That is just a guesstimate. Come on now. I want to hear music dammit, not some bonehead talking for ever. This is why I have no choice but to bring a CD in the car with me.
  3. Stupid contests. This one is pretty self explanatory, but I'll take the time to explain it to you. Here's a made up scenario, the radio station is giving away free tickets to go see Lady Gaga, the trick is, you have to be the (Insert random number here) caller to win the tickets. But the trick is that you have to be a member of the radio stations rewards club, and you are automatically entered into the drawing for the Lady Gaga tickets. Another stupid contest is win an ipad signed by Avril Lavigne, when you tell the radio station your my bad.  Stupid contests like this turn off listeners like me.
  4. Annoying on air personalities. Most of the morning radio talk show hosts are total airheads. I think that they should try to shut the hell up more often and play more freaking music. Most of the morning radio show hosts act like they are immature and don't act their age, but instead act their shoe size. Why don't they just shut up for a change. Another thing that jars me is that they never seem to let a joke die on it's own. Same humor different day.
  5. Every Show is exactly the same. You know the Nine Inch Nails song Everyday Is Exactly the Same? Well the title alone pretty much sums up a morning radio talk show. Everyday its the same bullshit, the same potty humor, the same annoying DJ's, minimal music, And did I forget to mention Talk Talk TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK, And lots and lots of commercials in between, and like 1% music if any is played. That is why 5AM to 10-11AM is a waste of time to listen to the radio. Listen to a CD.

I Hate Sleepy's Commercials

  Every time I watch TV, I am bound to come across a damn Sleepy's commercial. If I had a nickel for every time I see one of their commercials. Here's a better one, If I had a Dollar for every time I see a Sleepy's commercial, I'd be richer than Mark Zuckerberg. Sleepy's commercials are super annoying. They will never go away. Here's why I hate Sleepy's commercials.
  1. They are overplayed on TV. Yeah I pretty much explained that one right there. I mean these damn Sleepy's ads are played so much that they are nauseating to the point that you want to shoot your TV. You can't escape these commercials. Holy Sleepy's commercial Batman there on every channel!
  2. They're ad's won't make me by my next mattress from them. Overplaying your damn ads to the point of me vomiting, will make me go out and buy my next mattress from an independent furniture store, that does not put their ads right in front of my freaking face.
  3. What is their advertising budget? Every time I watch one of these dreadful commercials with my mom, we ponder what is their budget on advertising. Come to think of it, if you are so disgusted with Sleepy's Commercials, you probably wonder this too. They probably in my own guesstimate, I think that it is somewhere in the range of a billion dollars. Again I am only giving you my guesstimate here. It probably is somewhere in the millions. But why spend so much money on commercials that are more annoying than car insurance commercials.
  4. Every major holiday they say that they have the lowest prices of the year or season. If every season or major holiday that we celebrate has the lowest prices of the season are beaten by the prices of the next season or major holiday, Why the price change? Is it time to make up for the damn $50M you spent on the last 2 million ads? This makes no freaking sense at all. It actually bugs me. Here's what they should do, Instead of having every damn holiday have the lowest prices of the season or year, they should have the prices for the whole damn year. There ya go problem solved. No more need for stupid commercials that are broadcast every second.
  5. Everytime I look around It's In my Face. As said in the lyrics of OMC's one hit wonder How Bizarre, that pretty much explain that whatever channel you watch on TV, Sleepy's ads will be there to annoy the hell out of you. I'd rather watch a Got Milk? commercial than a Sleepy's ad. Wanna know why? Here's why, Got Milk? ads are timeless.They are funny and never get annoying like a Sleepy's ad. So now you  know why I hate Sleepy's commercials like minivans. I'll be posting more things that I hate and things that really grind my gears.