I Hate Greatest Hits Albums

  One of the things I despise the most is greatest hits albums. They are pointless and are a huge waste of money. I get the fact that they are made to make a quick buck for the record labels and might contain one or two new songs on them. On the other hand they seem to clog up the racks at the record store.
  Most fans despise greatest hits albums because they don't want to spend more money just for two new songs. I have to agree on that 100%. Greatest hits albums are a disease. Everytime I go into Kmart and look at the $5 CD's they have 99.999 % of them are some form of compilation album such as Greatest hits albums or Extended versions. Listen up record labels, nobody wants to buy extended versions or greatest hits albums!
  Greatest Hits albums make no sense at all. For example, Nine Inch Nails was supposed to put out a contractually obligated greatest hits album for their former record label, Universal Music Group, or UMG for short. The album was supposed to have two new songs on it. Here's how Trent Reznor outsmarted UMG, he started out making the two new songs for the greatest hits album and turned them into a brand new Nine Inch Nails album, Hesitation Marks. So Trent Reznor basically gave UMG a middle finger when it came to the Greatest Hits album. It would be weird to hear songs like Head Like a Hole, Down In It, Closer, Starfuckers Inc, Only, March of the Pigs, The Perfect Drug all on one CD when they are meant to be heard on their original albums.
  Also Best buy has tons of Greatest Hits albums that are being shelfwarmers. Move over Rey Mysterio and John Cena there's a new king of the shelfwarmers in town.

I Hate Christmas Music

  Ok I really don't hate Christmas music because I own Christina Perri's Christmas EP. However I do hate Christmas music because every store you go into, is playing Christmas music nonstop. The day after Thanksgiving the music becomes a staple in all stores music playlist. If you work in a store, you feel the pain and get sick and tired of the same Christmas songs being played nonstop.
  If there ever happened to be the best music to use for music torture at Guantanamo Bay, Christmas music is the best choice. Christmas music isn't even original anymore. Practically all Christmas songs performed by today's artists are 99.9% covers of classic Christmas songs. So basically the originality has lost his luster since every Christmas song has been covered a million times over by so many artists.
  I think that some Christmas songs are good, such as Something About December by Christina Perri, and Please Daddy Don't Get Drunk This Christmas by John Denver. Then there is the terrible stuff, such as The Christmas Shoes by Newsong, and Christmas Time by Paul McCartney, or any Christmas song recorded by Justin Bieber.
  Christmas Albums are the biggest direct to dumpster genre next to dog movies. Yeah I'd rather be tortured in a Turkish Prison than have to listen to Christmas Music. Another reason I hate Christmas Music is that there is a Salvation Army Bell Ringer who sings Christmas songs way out of tune. If you work outside of a major big box store and have to put up with him for a 6 1/2 hour day, you'll see my point.

I Hate it When DVDs are Released in Volumes

  One thing that really grinds my gears is when seasons of TV shows are released on DVD in volumes. I feel like you are getting completely ripped off when you buy a season of a TV show in volumes. For instance one of my favorite childhood TV shows, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers was recently released on DVD a few months ago. I didn't buy it because I outgrown the show and it wouldn't be the same watching them at 23 years old. I saw the DVD in Walmart and happened to notice that MMPR was Season 1 Volume 1. It had me thinking why wasn't the complete season released on DVD instead of releasing select episodes from the season.
  It makes no sense at all to release a TV show in Volumes. In some cases it does make sense. For instance, the classic TV show, Mystery Science Theater 3000 is released in volumes with four episodes in each volume. Why would they only release 4 episodes? Well since MST3K is longer than your typical TV show, due to showing movies plus host segments it brings the airtime from the typical 44 minute runtime to about 90 minutes, factor in the licensing for the movies they show brings out 4 episodes per volume. Not all of their movies are in the public domain.
  Another one of my favorite childhood TV shows, The Angry Beavers, was also released on DVD in volumes. Again I did not buy that either because I feel like you're getting ripped off by not getting the complete season. When a TV show is released on DVD in full seasons, you get your money's worth. When you get a TV show released in Volumes, you don't get your money's worth. I think that they release TV shows in volumes because they want to get as much money out of it as possible. Such as beating a dead horse that was popular during the 90s. They think the fans of the show are stupid and will buy it regardless no matter what the cost is. It's stupid and redundant to release a TV show in volumes. I for one will never succumb to buying a season of a TV show in Volumes. You can count on that,

I Hate Gangnam Style

  Do you want to know what really annoys the living daylights out of me? It's Gangnam Style. Why is this even popular? It's stupid and really annoying. I turned on SWRV this morning and guess what was playing? Gangnam Style. I watched the whole thing without throwing the remote at the TV.  I don't know how I managed to keep my cool there but I somehow did.
  I don't know how crap like this gets so popular here in the USA in the first place. The song isn't in English for Pete's sake. So to me there is a language barrier. I can't stand crap like this. I can't stand the god awful Macarena either and that's just as bad. I just hope that Gangnam Style ends up as a one hit wonder. 
  You want to know what is better than Gangnam Style? Any song by Waking the Cadaver. Their lyrics are nasty and indistinguishable but they are better than Gangnam Style. Yeah not not mention that you can't escape Gangnam Style on the radio either. I've only heard it around 3 times or so on the radio. So thats a good thing. I'd rather listen to (Cough) Justin Bieber (Cough). I can't stand Justin Bieber either but he is better than Gangnam Style.

I Hate The Waiter In The Golden Corral Commercials

  Whenever I am watching TV there will be commercials. Alongside Sleepy's commercials, I also hate those Golden Corral commercials with that creepy waiter guy. First off that waiter from Golden Corral seems like a jerk. Do you ever notice how smug he acts when the other waiters/waitresses get chased away by a spatula or get piledriven into the ground by a huge skillet? Well just for that reason I hate the smug waiter. Every time I see a commercial for Golden Corral, I want to reach in to my TV screen and punch that waiter in the face and if I have time to kick him in the nads. I think that we all want to do that to him. I hope all of the waitstaff at Golden Corrals are not smug like the waiter in their commercials. If they are all like that, I'll never set foot into a Golden Corral ever.
   Now why is this waiter a jerk? Well lets see here. Lets theoretically think of him as an actual waiter, not an actor. Now usually waiters and waitresses make less than minimum wage because they get tips. So we can say that this guy is making around $2.75 per hour plus tips. Now the reason for him being so smug is that his girlfriend cheated on him, maxed out his credit cards, he has to pay off his student loans, his crappy 1998 Chevrolet Caviler got repossessed and he got into a fight with Matt from Operation Repo and lost. So He is unhappy about losing to a brawler when his car was repoed and all the other factors made him this smug person that he is. Wouldn't you be smug if you were a waiter or waitress in this position?

25 Bands And Singers I Hate.

  When I was eating Oreo's and milk today I had a revelation for a blog post. It wasn't stupid or idiotic. It was a list of things that I hate. Today I will list all of the bands and singers that I hate.

1. Bruno Mars.
2. Britney Spears.
3. Gym Class Hereos
4. Tool.
5. The Black Eyed Peas.
6.  Far East Movement.
7. Justin Bieber.
8. Flo Rida.
9. Eminem.
10. Foster The People.
11. LMFAO.
12. Rhianna.
13. The Civil Wars.
14. Maroon 5.
15. My Chemical Romance.
16. Pink.
17. Wiz Khalifa.
18. Fall Out Boy.
19. Selena Gomez.
20. Billy Ray Cyrus.
21. Miley Cyrus.
22. Augustana.
23. The Jonas Brothers.
24. Trey Songz.
25. Jason Derullo.

I Hate It When DJ's Talk Over Songs

  Do you want to know what really really really grinds my freaking gears? It's when Radio DJ's talk over the songs. Yes I believe 99.9999% of the population agrees with me upon this one. Nothing annoys me more than when a DJ talks over the intro or outro to a song. Number one it is disrespecting the artist. Lets think for a moment. If you were a musician and or singer, would you like some blabbermouth DJ talking over your song? I think not. It's kind of like Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift, only with a DJ and a song being played on the radio. It goes like this, DJ- Yo Lady Gaga Imma Let you finish your song after I tell the listeners about the huge party at a local nightclub. The DJ ruins the intro while talking over song. Now here's my problem with talking over songs on the radio Can't the DJ wait until the song is over to say what they want to say? Or why don't they say what they want to say before they play a song? I just don't understand this at all.
   Personally I think that DJ's that talk over songs are windbags and have no respect for doing that. Seriously DJ's have no respect whatsoever for the artists that they play on the radio. They use their gift of gab to the listeners annoyance. If I ran a radio station I would fire any DJ who talked over a song. Or better yet my ideal radio stations would not have the DJ talk at all. What a relief that would be. I would also cut down on commercials too. Do you ever wonder why there are so many commercials on the radio. My theory is that it is to pay these blabbermouth DJ's their salary. If they would do away with these ridiculous on air personalities we, would never hear as many commercials and we wouldn't have to hear the DJ talk over the damn songs.

I Hate Rain

  You want to know what really grinds my gears? Well if you do I'll let you in on a little secret, It's rain. Why rain you ask? Well I'll tell you why. First off I hate the rain because I like to wear hats. Your probably asking yourself right now why I care so much about a lousy hat. Here's why I don't like to wear hats in the rain. Once upon a time I got a brand new NAPA Racing hat, and I decided to wear it to work one night. That was a mistake I would never forget. You see that night I went to work it poured rain and my brand new hat got drenched. I was so pissed off that I vowed to never wear a hat in the rain again because it would get ruined. I have a fear that if I wear a hat in the rain it will be ruined because of this. If you are wondering what kind of job I have it is an outside job. By the way the NAPA hat was free. I think that they should make shower caps for baseball hats so when it rains your hat stays dry. Kind of like the hat protectors for police hats.
  The second reason I hate the rain is the fact that I have a leather wallet and I had a bad experience with the rain also. Leather wallets and rain don't mix. One day at work it was pay day and it poured and I got my wallet and paycheck wet. Thankfully I was able to get my check dried off when I got home that night. I have a simple solution to protecting your leather wallet from the rain. All you need is a simple Ziploc sandwich bag. It doesn't even have to be a Ziploc bag, you can use the store brand one. I don't care what you use. Then take your leather wallet and put it inside the sandwich bag and zip it closed. Then your wallet will be protected from the rain.

I Hate Auto-Tune

  One of the things that gives me a headache is Auto-Tune. And if you're thinking that it might be a tumor. It's not a tumor. It's not a tumor at all. It's the fact that Auto-Tune is overused and it makes me want to vomit. Here's why I want to go back in time and stop the person from inventing this garbage.
  1. It is misused. Ok Auto-Tune is overused a lot by many of today's artists. The purpose of Auto-Tune is pitch correction, for when you sing out of tune, it corrects your vocal pitch to sound correctly. Many artists think that they are cool by using this to enhance their voice for their songs. When artists use Autotune to distort their vocals it makes their music even worse.
  2. Rebecca Black. You probably know who Rebecca Black is by know. Her music video for her song Friday is a perfect example of how Auto-Tune is overused. I will also add the fact that her video has more dislikes than likes on YouTube. Rebecca Black is the reason why Auto-Tune should be banned. She overused Auto-Tune in her song. For the record I disliked the video myself. I think that this song should be used for torture uses in Guantanamo Bay. This song will make the prisoners hang themselves. I guarantee it.
  3. Rappers. Another pet peeve of mine is that terrible rappers who are already terrible to begin with use Auto-Tune. Why do they need to enhance their vocals when their songs are already terrible? It doesn't make the song any better. As a matter of fact this is one of the reasons I don't care for rap that much to begin with. Artists like the Black Eyed Peas are a good example of this. If you wasted your time watching the god awful halftime show for the 2011 Superbowl, you'll see what I mean. Without Auto-Tune they couldn't sing to save their lives. I do have one of their CD's, although I rarely listen to it because I'll get an Auto-Tune Headache. Another artist I can't stand is T-Pain, he overuses this garbage also.
  What Can You Do To Stop Auto-Tune? Complain to your congressman or senator and tell them that Auto-Tune is Ruining Music. They Might just make an amendment to the US Constitution that will ban Auto-Tune. Or you can stop buying albums of artists that use Auto-Tune to tell them that they should stop using Auto-Tune. They might learn a lesson.

I Hate It When People Wear Pajama Pants In Public

  Do you want to know what really really grinds me gears? The thing that gets on my nerves is when people wear pajama pants out in public. It's ridiculous. Nothing shows the public that you appear to be lazy. It's like when you get up in the morning, you walk out of bed and put on your shoes and go outside and go do your stuff. Try going into your nearest Walmart and take a good look around at the shoppers. A good majority of them wearing pajama pants.

Even Wacko Jacko is doing it.

   Once in a while I will go onto People of Walmart and all you would see are people in pajama pants. It shows that you don't care about your image and that you have poor taste in fashion. If the Fashion Police were real, jails would be overcrowded due to violations of the fashion laws for wearing pajama pants. I'm not saying that you should not wear them. You should, AT HOME.
   Another thing I can't stand about people who wear pajama pants is that you always see their butt crack. Ok maybe not always. Most of the time you do. People who wear pajama pants out in pubic need to be arrested by the fashion police and their wardrobe backtraced by the cyber police because when ya dun goof'd, consequences will never be the same.

I Hate Morning Radio Shows

  When I get up in the morning to get to school, I have to drive 25 miles to get there. I leave the house Monday, Wednesday Friday at 8AM to be at school for 9AM. Now while I drive on the interstate, I can't drive without the radio being on. And at 8AM there is nothing on but morning talk shows. I freaking hate these morning radio talk shows to the point where I wish I could reach into my car radio, and slap the blabbermouth DJ's to shut the hell up. When you are on your morning commute, you don't want to hear someone talk, you'd rather listen to music because it calms you down in the morning. Well morning shows do just the opposite. Here's why I hate morning radio shows.
  1. It's mostly toilet humor. Ok here is reason number one. I don't care for 5th grade toilet humor, where they talk about farting noises on a soundboard. I don't care for crude jokes either. Most of the humor that they have is offensive and crude, or both at the same time.
  2. They don't care about playing music. Here is my biggest pet peeve out of them all. When I listen to the radio, I don't like to hear much talk, I listen to the radio to hear music. On morning radio shows, music takes a back seat. The annoying blabbermouth DJ's play like one song per 10-20 minutes of taking. That is just a guesstimate. Come on now. I want to hear music dammit, not some bonehead talking for ever. This is why I have no choice but to bring a CD in the car with me.
  3. Stupid contests. This one is pretty self explanatory, but I'll take the time to explain it to you. Here's a made up scenario, the radio station is giving away free tickets to go see Lady Gaga, the trick is, you have to be the (Insert random number here) caller to win the tickets. But the trick is that you have to be a member of the radio stations rewards club, and you are automatically entered into the drawing for the Lady Gaga tickets. Another stupid contest is win an ipad signed by Avril Lavigne, when you tell the radio station your my bad.  Stupid contests like this turn off listeners like me.
  4. Annoying on air personalities. Most of the morning radio talk show hosts are total airheads. I think that they should try to shut the hell up more often and play more freaking music. Most of the morning radio show hosts act like they are immature and don't act their age, but instead act their shoe size. Why don't they just shut up for a change. Another thing that jars me is that they never seem to let a joke die on it's own. Same humor different day.
  5. Every Show is exactly the same. You know the Nine Inch Nails song Everyday Is Exactly the Same? Well the title alone pretty much sums up a morning radio talk show. Everyday its the same bullshit, the same potty humor, the same annoying DJ's, minimal music, And did I forget to mention Talk Talk TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK, And lots and lots of commercials in between, and like 1% music if any is played. That is why 5AM to 10-11AM is a waste of time to listen to the radio. Listen to a CD.

I Hate Radio Edits

  When I was listening to the radio in the car today, Alejandro by Lady Gaga came on, this was the song that got me hooked on Lady Gaga. Anyway I happened to notice that the intro was cut out of the song, when she says I know that we are young and that you may love me, but I just can't be with you like this, Alejandro was completely cut out. I felt like the song wasn't whole without the opening intro. Earlier today I was listening to The Fame Monster in the car, where the song is in its whole form and it definitely sounded better.
  I am not bashing Lady Gaga, I like her and her music. I am pointing out the stupidity of radio edits. Here's another example of how stupid radio edits can be. Take Cee Lo Green's song Fuck You. There are a couple of different edits of this song. The most common one is simply titled Forget You. There is another edited version that I heard on the radio, and also in the TV version for the music video, where instead of saying F*** You or Forget You, it is replaced with F You. This one makes a little more sense than Forget You. Another radio edit version that I have heard of F*** You, is where the word Fuck is completely silenced. You only hear (Bleep) You and (Bleep) Her too. This one makes a little bit more sense but is stupid also.
  This leads me to my next pet peeve, Nine Inch Nails' Closer radio edit. Now hearing Closer as a radio edit is really stupid censoring the verse I want to F**k you like an animal. That's the whole point to the song. Why censor the song? It totally ruins the song, while keeping it family friendly simultaneously. I love Nine Inch Nails as much as I do love Lady Gaga. But radio edits ruin the song for me to listen to it on the radio. That's why I like to listen to CD's in the car over the radio because you get to hear them as they were intended to be heard.
  Radio edits are really pointless. One question that I ask myself from time to time is Do radio edits exist for satellite radio? The answer for me is I really don't know because I don't think it is right to pay for radio. Another factor is that I don't have satellite radio. The two 2005 Subaru Outbacks that we own do not have satellite radio. I do remember renting a car 6 years ago that had satellite radio equipped and i vaguely recall hearing a rap station that had explicit lyrics. So censorship sucks. Butchering a good song makes it worse than it is in its original form.

I Hate Sleepy's Commercials

  Every time I watch TV, I am bound to come across a damn Sleepy's commercial. If I had a nickel for every time I see one of their commercials. Here's a better one, If I had a Dollar for every time I see a Sleepy's commercial, I'd be richer than Mark Zuckerberg. Sleepy's commercials are super annoying. They will never go away. Here's why I hate Sleepy's commercials.
  1. They are overplayed on TV. Yeah I pretty much explained that one right there. I mean these damn Sleepy's ads are played so much that they are nauseating to the point that you want to shoot your TV. You can't escape these commercials. Holy Sleepy's commercial Batman there on every channel!
  2. They're ad's won't make me by my next mattress from them. Overplaying your damn ads to the point of me vomiting, will make me go out and buy my next mattress from an independent furniture store, that does not put their ads right in front of my freaking face.
  3. What is their advertising budget? Every time I watch one of these dreadful commercials with my mom, we ponder what is their budget on advertising. Come to think of it, if you are so disgusted with Sleepy's Commercials, you probably wonder this too. They probably in my own guesstimate, I think that it is somewhere in the range of a billion dollars. Again I am only giving you my guesstimate here. It probably is somewhere in the millions. But why spend so much money on commercials that are more annoying than car insurance commercials.
  4. Every major holiday they say that they have the lowest prices of the year or season. If every season or major holiday that we celebrate has the lowest prices of the season are beaten by the prices of the next season or major holiday, Why the price change? Is it time to make up for the damn $50M you spent on the last 2 million ads? This makes no freaking sense at all. It actually bugs me. Here's what they should do, Instead of having every damn holiday have the lowest prices of the season or year, they should have the prices for the whole damn year. There ya go problem solved. No more need for stupid commercials that are broadcast every second.
  5. Everytime I look around It's In my Face. As said in the lyrics of OMC's one hit wonder How Bizarre, that pretty much explain that whatever channel you watch on TV, Sleepy's ads will be there to annoy the hell out of you. I'd rather watch a Got Milk? commercial than a Sleepy's ad. Wanna know why? Here's why, Got Milk? ads are timeless.They are funny and never get annoying like a Sleepy's ad. So now you  know why I hate Sleepy's commercials like minivans. I'll be posting more things that I hate and things that really grind my gears.

I Hate Minivans

Here's your REAL minivan.

I have been waiting a very long time now to get this thing off my chest. I HATE minivans. Every time I see one of these, It makes me want to punch a hole in my bedroom wall. Minivans are annoying. Why you may ask. Well here's why. 1. They are used to pickup nose pickers. I know I know I am attacking the target audience for a minivan. That is one of the reasons why I absolutely hate minivans. Most of the parents that you see driving these monstrosities hold up traffic in one way or another and make you late for work. You see minivans are like school buses they both make you terribly late to your destination. 2. THEY CRAMP YOUR STYLE. Enough said there. 3. The third row seating is terribly cramped for a tall person. My sister owns a Honda Odyssey and I absolutely hate the third row seating. Now whenever I go to visit my sister, I have to ride in the third row with my 10 year old nephew. It's really cramped back there because there is a captains chair right up against my legs. Why can't Honda make a minivan with the second row seating half a bench seat. that will at least give some legroom to the people who have to sit in the third row. 4. They killed the whales. What I meant by whales is not the kind that live in the ocean I'm talking about Station Wagons. Yeah the minivan killed the great behemoth Station Wagon. Face it the last great American wagon was the  gas guzzler Buick Roadmaster. That would kick a minivans ass back to the drawing board any day. So Save the Whales Restore an old Full Size Station Wagon!!!!!!  

The cow speaks the Ugly Truth about minivans

5. They block the fire lanes at your local Walmart. OK when you go to find a parking space at your local Walmart, there is bound to be a pesky minivan blocking your right away to find a place to park. I mean take a good walk around your local Walmart parking lot. There are zillions of these evil machines. It's insane. Minivans are an annoyance in the Walmart parking lot or any other Parking lot out there. Where is the fire marshal to give these people a hefty fine?

6. The people who drive a minivan don't know how to drive. Have you ever had a minivan cut you off before? I bet you have. It happens to everybody. People can't drive these ugly vehicles let alone drive a school bus. I think that minivans should be banned. Another pet peeve is that minivan drivers have no courtesy for people who are walking to the store or mall, they speed out and onto the parking lot like maniacs. To top that they don't watch when they are backing up either. I've seen a minivan driver back into a shopping cart corral in the parking lot. Oops I didn't see that. That is what they'll say without checking to see their damage if any and Speed off. I freaking hate minivans and their drivers.