I Hate Rain

  You want to know what really grinds my gears? Well if you do I'll let you in on a little secret, It's rain. Why rain you ask? Well I'll tell you why. First off I hate the rain because I like to wear hats. Your probably asking yourself right now why I care so much about a lousy hat. Here's why I don't like to wear hats in the rain. Once upon a time I got a brand new NAPA Racing hat, and I decided to wear it to work one night. That was a mistake I would never forget. You see that night I went to work it poured rain and my brand new hat got drenched. I was so pissed off that I vowed to never wear a hat in the rain again because it would get ruined. I have a fear that if I wear a hat in the rain it will be ruined because of this. If you are wondering what kind of job I have it is an outside job. By the way the NAPA hat was free. I think that they should make shower caps for baseball hats so when it rains your hat stays dry. Kind of like the hat protectors for police hats.
  The second reason I hate the rain is the fact that I have a leather wallet and I had a bad experience with the rain also. Leather wallets and rain don't mix. One day at work it was pay day and it poured and I got my wallet and paycheck wet. Thankfully I was able to get my check dried off when I got home that night. I have a simple solution to protecting your leather wallet from the rain. All you need is a simple Ziploc sandwich bag. It doesn't even have to be a Ziploc bag, you can use the store brand one. I don't care what you use. Then take your leather wallet and put it inside the sandwich bag and zip it closed. Then your wallet will be protected from the rain.