100 Lady Gaga Facts

  Today I thought I would post another Facts post. This time it's Lady Gaga.

1. Nobody can actually read Lady Gaga's Poker Face.
2. Lady Gaga isn't a man, but a Lady
3. Lady Gaga can hear silence
4. Lady Gaga can speak braille 
5. Lady Gaga once won American Idol using sign language.
6. Ladies open doors for Lady Gaga
7. Lady Gaga can gargle peanut butter
8. Lady Gaga can slam a revolving door
9. If Lady Gaga had a weakness she would be Supergirl
10. Lady Gaga can play the violin with the piano
11. Lady Gaga knows it wasn't Gene Snitsky's fault
12. Lady Gaga once won a staring contest while blinking
13. Lady Gaga can buy a Parental Advisory CD at Walmart
14. Lady Gaga can see John Cena
15. Lady Gaga can start a fire underwater
16. Lady Gaga doesn't want fries with that.
17. Lady Gaga can beat a brick wall at tennis
18. When Lady Gaga looks at Medusa, Medusa turns to stone
19. Lady Gaga doesn't get shark attacked,the shark gets Lady Gaga attacked
20. The reason it rains is because the rain wants to be closer to Lady Gaga
21. Lady Gaga can run in the rain and not get wet faster
22. When Lady Gaga falls in love she breaks it
23. Lady Gaga can see your bet, raise you without any chips
24. When Supergirl takes a day off she calls Lady Gaga to fill in for her
25. Lady Gaga can kid a kidder
26. Lady Gaga is the only person who can chew cotton candy
27. Lady Gaga changed her own diapers
28. Video didn't kill the radio star, Lady Gaga did
29. Curiosity didn't kill the cat, Lady Gaga did
30. Lady Gaga is Supergirl's heroine
31. Lady Gaga can speak Icelandic in three different languages
32. Lady Gaga fought the law and the law lost
33. Lady Gaga can swim in an empty pool
34. Lady Gaga can scream louder than several teenage girls while her mouth is closed
35. Lady Gaga leaves messages before the beep
36. Lady Gaga made Journey stop believing
37. When Lady Gaga crosses the street cars look both ways for Lady Gaga
38. What does Supergirl, Batgirl and Wonder Woman have in common? When they were kids they wanted to be Lady Gaga
39. If Lady Gaga doesn't know it it's not worth knowing
40. Lady Gaga isn't allergic to anything, allergens are allergic to Lady Gaga
41. When Lady Gaga walks up a flight of stairs they automatically become escalators
42. When Lady Gaga recycles paper it turns back into a tree
43. Lady Gaga doesn't watch porn, the porn watches Lady Gaga
44. Lady Gaga doesn't go to church, the church goes to Lady Gaga
45. Lady Gaga's 5 Hour Energy lasts 10 hours
46. Supergirl is Lady Gaga's secret Identity
47. Lady Gaga can make onions cry
48. Lady Gaga can believe it's not butter
49. Lady Gaga once donated blood to one girl, she is now known as Supergirl
50. Lady Gaga Trick Or Treated by herself as a child
51. Lady Gaga can beat a royal flush with only two cards
52. Lady Gaga is in the Guinness Book of World Records just for being her self.
53. Lady Gaga didn't copy Madonna. Madonna copied Lady Gaga
54. Lady Gaga doesn't go to the bathroom. The bathroom goes to Lady Gaga
55. Lady Gaga reads tomorrows paper today
56. Lady Gaga once scored 100% on an exam just for writing her name
57. Lady Gaga is what Willis was talking about
58. Lady Gaga can tweet a novel
59. Michelle McCool once impersonated Lady Gaga, the end result was an I quit match in the WWE
60. Lady Gaga can defeat The Shield
61. Lady Gaga gets her tattoos done with a jackhammer
62. Lady Gaga taught the inventor of the piano how to play it
63. Lady Gaga can watch all of the videos on YouTube within a day and still have time to eat breakfast
64. Lady Gaga always wins even when she loses
65. Supergirl's cape is Lady Gaga's handkerchief
66. Lady Gaga can install a program without accepting the terms and conditions
67. Lady Gaga finished the song that never ends
68. Lady Gaga finished the Neverending Story
69. Whenever Lady Gaga says something wrong, She is right
70. Lady Gaga won the Tour De France on a big wheel
71. Lady Gaga can find a needle in a haystack
72. Lady Gaga doesn't have a shadow
73. When Lady Gaga was young Santa sat on her lap
74. Lady Gaga sang rain rain go away and it did
75. Lady Gaga can retweet her own tweets on Twitter
76. Lady Gaga's phone doesn't autocorrect her
77. Lady Gaga ended Ryback's hunger streak
78. Lady Gaga can shoot the dog in Duck Hunt
79. Lady Gaga can pump her own gas in New Jersey
80. If you have $5 and Lady Gaga has $5, Lady Gaga has more money than you
81. Lady Gaga wasn't a girl scout, Lady Gaga was a Lady Scout
82. Lady Gaga can laugh with a straight face
83. Lady Gaga once played Russian Roulette with a loaded gun and won
84. Lady Gaga defied MC Hammer and touched it
85. Lady Gaga can win a game of Connect Four with only 3 moves
86. Lady Gaga can do a wheelie on a unicycle
87. Lady Gaga can unscramble an egg
88. Lady Gaga can delete the recycle bin
89. Lady Gaga once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got it
90. Lady Gaga is the only person who can get away with wearing raw meat
91. Lady Gaga once won the World Series of Poker with Yu Gi Oh cards
92. Lady Gaga can drive on the right side of the road in England
93. Mr. Brown can't moo but Lady Gaga can
94. Lady Gaga can get blackjack with one card
95. Lady Gaga is the Fourth Prime Color
96. The Chicken crossed the road because Lady Gaga told him to
97. The Caged Bird sings for Lady Gaga
98. Lady Gaga is so hot, smoke follows her whenever she enters a room
99. Anything you can do Lady Gaga can do better. Lady Gaga can do everything better than you
100. Lady Gaga approves this fact

Top 10 Lady Gaga Wallpapers

Today I am going to try to blog about something different. It won't be about the top 5 cars that should be sold in the United States, or the top 10 worst WWE entrance themes. It is simply my top 10 favorite wallpaper images of Lady Gaga in 1024x768. So here are the top 10 Lady Gaga Wallpapers from my Flickr Account.
I also have a YouTube account also where I upload videos of my WWE action figure collection and action figure reviews.

Ok that is Estella Warren from Planet of the Apes as a warm up photo. Now without further a due here are my top 10 favorite wallpaper images of Lady Gaga.















 1. Lady Gaga as a chef/waitress from her Telephone music video. The look that Lady Gaga has on her face in this picture is priceless. She looks like she's just been told that she is getting paid $5 to do the music video.

2. Lady Gaga from her Bad Romance music video. 

3. Alejandro. If this was the song that got me to become obsessed with Lady Gaga and made me a non hater wouldn't this picture be at number 1? If you want to know how I accidentally got obsessed with Lady Gaga read my older post.

4. Lady Gaga. This is just a The Fame era Lady Gaga. 

5. Lady Gaga with Her Disco Stick from the Lyrics booklet from The Fame CD.

6. Lady Gaga from her Vanity Fair photoshoot.

7. A very Sexy picture of Lady Gaga.

8. Lady Gaga's Mugshot from her Paparazzi music video.

9. Lady Gaga holding a red coffee cup and saucer.

10. Lady Gaga with Purple Hair.

It Wasn't My Fault

 Today I am going to rant about two unwanted obsessions I didn't see coming at me like an atom bomb. These 2 obsessions have changed my life forever. So It Wasn't My Fault I got obsessed with them.
  1. Lady Gaga.

This song started it all.

  Once upon a time back when Lady Gaga burst out onto the music scene, I hated her and I never heard any of her songs. I hated her because she seemed to be very weird with her strange outfits and what she wore to meet the Queen of England. Flash forward to the end of July 27th 2010. It was a Sunday and I had gotten off from work at 5. My Friend had invited me to go to the see a double feature at the drive in movie with his girlfriend. I agreed to come along. We went to go see Despicable Me and Salt. On the way down on the 41 minute drive the radio was on in the car when I heard a song called Alejandro. I thought to myself, damn this is pretty good. I didn't even bother me to ask my friend who was singing this song. On the drive back home the radio was on again, and yet again the song Alejandro was being played. I began to sing the chorus in my head. I really liked this song but at the same time was hesitant to ask who the artist was. So I arrived home around 1:30 AM. I could have gone on the computer and googled the song but I was too tired.

The Australian edition of the Fame Monster

   On Monday the song totally skipped my mind until Wednesday when I went to Dunkin' Donuts with my friend. When we got into his car Alejandro was being played yet again. So I asked him who is singing this song. He said Lady Gaga. I gave my self one of those slap on the foreheads like they do in the I could of had a V8 commercials.  That's it that there moment changed my life. I then became obsessed over Lady Gaga when I bought The Fame Monster at Walmart on Friday night. By the way I am one of Lady Gaga's few Straight male little Monsters. Buying that CD triggered me to buy The Fame, The Remix, an import The Remix, The Remix CDs of The Fame Monster Singles, 4 Lady Gaga posters, A t-shirt, wristbands, and the Australian uncensored version of The Fame Monster, The Cherrytree Sessions, and other remix EP's.
   Yeah Lady Gaga changed my freaking life. so my Lady Gaga CD collection is starting to catch up to my Nine Inch Nails CDs.

Snitsky says It Wasn't My Fault!

     2. WWE Smackdown Vs Raw series and Gene Snitsky. 
     It wasn't until mid December 2010 when I bought my first Smackdown Vs Raw game for PS2. I bought Smackdown Vs Raw 2010 new for $20 at Gamestop. Now if it wasn't for my friend at work who told me he bought SVR 2011 for PS3, I got interested in the game when I asked him about the Create A Wrestler feature. I asked him if it would be good for creating Lady Gaga. He told me that he downloaded a Lady Gaga CAW because he has online play and so he could create Trent Reznor to fight Lady Gaga. So After work I headed over to Gamestop and bought SVR 2010.

     I went home took a shower, ate and played SVR 2010 and then I went on the Internet to get a CAW formula for Lady Gaga. The rest is history after that day. I later proceeded to buy SVR 2009, 2007, 2006. Now on to Gene Snitsky. When I was creating a wrestler, I noticed that under Pennsylvania cities there was Nesquehoning and I thought why in the hell would Nesquehoning be on there. So the next time I worked I asked my friend why Nesquehoning was on SVR. He told me because there was a wrestler from there named Gene Snitsky. I live in Hazleton and I never even heard of Gene Snitsky. My friend told me that another coworker met him. After knowing that he is not in the WWE anymore, I decided to buy WWE toys after I bought the WWE diva Maryse at Kmart. The week after, Kmart was having a buy 2 get 1 free sale so I bought Kane, John Cena and I got Maryse again as my free figure. I was going to sell it to my friend at work but it backfired when he didn't have $10 on him. So I struck a deal that he would bring me his Snitsky figure for the Maryse figure. He gave me a bonus figure his double of Mattel's Big Show. I found that ironic because on SVR 2007 I tried career mode with Snitsky and My first match was with Big Show and I lost.

Born This Way Deluxe Edition Review

 On May 23rd I bought the deluxe edition of Lady Gaga's new album Born This Way and I have to say that this has to be her best work yet. Now we all know by now that the deluxe edition is no longer a Target exclusive so you can get this album anywhere. The standard edition of Born This Way has 14 songs. The deluxe edition has 17 songs plus a bonus disc with 5 remixes bringing the total to 22 songs.

The SE of Born This Way

The DE looks much cooler and Badass.

  1. The Artwork. The artwork for the deluxe edition is different from the standard edition. (From now on I am getting tired of typing deluxe edition and standard edition and I will be abbreviate them DE and SE for short.) The DE's artwork is Lady Gaga's head that is implanted on the motorcycle only zoomed to show her head. In addition the DE says Lady Gaga Born This Way on it compared to the SE with just Born This Way and Lady Gaga implanted on a motorcycle. If I had to pick a favorite cover I would have to go with the DE cover because it just looks so badass.
  2. The songs. The three bonus songs on disc one of the DE are Black Jesus+ Amen Fashion, Fashion of His Love, and The Queen. The album's five singles, are Born This Way, Judas, The Edge of Glory, You And I, and Marry the Night. It's a shame that Judas flopped. I was very disappointed to not hear it on the radio often as much as the other two singles. Back to the review I got a little bit sidetracked. I am not going to review the songs one by one just to let you know. The songs vary in sound from, some having a Nine Inch Nails industrial sound to a Mexican sound to an opera opening in Government Hooker. The sound of this album is different from her previous albums, The Fame and The Fame Monster. 3 of the songs are censored.in the DE, the songs that are censored are, Government Hooker which I believe is intentionally censored the other two censored songs are Bad Kids and The Queen. Now the remixes on Disc 2 are your typical Lady Gaga remixes, with the exception to the Born This Way Country Road version, where Born This Way is sung in a country tune and some of the lyrics are changed.
   3. My Opinion of Born This Way. I loved Born This Way. You can even say I went gaga over it. Excuse the pun. This is even more epic album over The Fame and The Fame Monster, heck it's even more epic than The Remix. This album is her best yet. If you know or follow Hess trucks you probably know the slogan The Hess truck is back and it's better than ever. Well I will modify that. The Lady Gaga album is back and it's better than ever. I especially love the fact that Lady Gaga had an industrial influence in making this album. After all Nine Inch Nails is one of her influences. I wonder what Trent Reznor would think of this album. The only dislike I have is the fact that 3 songs are censored. I hate censorship. I guess Lady Gaga is afraid of a parental advisory label on her album artwork or it is her label's fault. I would highly recommend Born This Way deluxe edition to any little monster out there.

5 Things That Keep Me Up at Night

Sometimes I just can't fall asleep at night. I can think of many good reasons to what keeps me up. Here are the pesky things that keep me up.
1. Waiting for 5-23-2011 to Come. Why May 23rd 2011 you ask? Well I will tell you why. Lady Gaga's new Album Born This Way is coming out and I can't wait any longer to buy the deluxe edition CD. I have never been so exited in my life for a CD to come out. Yes I still buy CDs., Why you ask? The answer to that is coming in another blog post
2. Funny Internet Memes. One meme that makes me laugh hysterically is none other than Ya Dun Goof'd. No matter how hard I try to go through my day without saying Ya dun goof'd is impossible to not say it. I sometimes laugh myself to sleep saying ya dun goof'd.
3. Playing with my Hot Wheels and Matchbox cars. This is another hobby of mine that keeps me up sometimes. I will be playing with my Matchbox Super Convoy International LoneStar, and my Ford C900 along with other cars and trucks, doing various test drives. I make up my own scenarios with the cars, whether it's a Austin FX4 taxi competing against a Checker Marathon taxi or, dropping a Ford Pinto on it's rear to make a fake explosion they still keep me up at night.
4. Staring at random things in my room. I have various decor in my bedroom. For instance when I have trouble falling asleep, I tend to stare at my one of my Lady Gaga posters for 20 minutes before falling asleep.
5. My CDs. Sometimes I will be playing my CDs before I go to sleep. Sometimes I get a little bit revved up and they make me resist going to sleep. Maybe playing Lady Gaga before going to bed is a bad idea. I think I should play one of my score soundtracks instead.

I Hate Radio Edits

  When I was listening to the radio in the car today, Alejandro by Lady Gaga came on, this was the song that got me hooked on Lady Gaga. Anyway I happened to notice that the intro was cut out of the song, when she says I know that we are young and that you may love me, but I just can't be with you like this, Alejandro was completely cut out. I felt like the song wasn't whole without the opening intro. Earlier today I was listening to The Fame Monster in the car, where the song is in its whole form and it definitely sounded better.
  I am not bashing Lady Gaga, I like her and her music. I am pointing out the stupidity of radio edits. Here's another example of how stupid radio edits can be. Take Cee Lo Green's song Fuck You. There are a couple of different edits of this song. The most common one is simply titled Forget You. There is another edited version that I heard on the radio, and also in the TV version for the music video, where instead of saying F*** You or Forget You, it is replaced with F You. This one makes a little more sense than Forget You. Another radio edit version that I have heard of F*** You, is where the word Fuck is completely silenced. You only hear (Bleep) You and (Bleep) Her too. This one makes a little bit more sense but is stupid also.
  This leads me to my next pet peeve, Nine Inch Nails' Closer radio edit. Now hearing Closer as a radio edit is really stupid censoring the verse I want to F**k you like an animal. That's the whole point to the song. Why censor the song? It totally ruins the song, while keeping it family friendly simultaneously. I love Nine Inch Nails as much as I do love Lady Gaga. But radio edits ruin the song for me to listen to it on the radio. That's why I like to listen to CD's in the car over the radio because you get to hear them as they were intended to be heard.
  Radio edits are really pointless. One question that I ask myself from time to time is Do radio edits exist for satellite radio? The answer for me is I really don't know because I don't think it is right to pay for radio. Another factor is that I don't have satellite radio. The two 2005 Subaru Outbacks that we own do not have satellite radio. I do remember renting a car 6 years ago that had satellite radio equipped and i vaguely recall hearing a rap station that had explicit lyrics. So censorship sucks. Butchering a good song makes it worse than it is in its original form.