100 Lady Gaga Facts

  Today I thought I would post another Facts post. This time it's Lady Gaga.

1. Nobody can actually read Lady Gaga's Poker Face.
2. Lady Gaga isn't a man, but a Lady
3. Lady Gaga can hear silence
4. Lady Gaga can speak braille 
5. Lady Gaga once won American Idol using sign language.
6. Ladies open doors for Lady Gaga
7. Lady Gaga can gargle peanut butter
8. Lady Gaga can slam a revolving door
9. If Lady Gaga had a weakness she would be Supergirl
10. Lady Gaga can play the violin with the piano
11. Lady Gaga knows it wasn't Gene Snitsky's fault
12. Lady Gaga once won a staring contest while blinking
13. Lady Gaga can buy a Parental Advisory CD at Walmart
14. Lady Gaga can see John Cena
15. Lady Gaga can start a fire underwater
16. Lady Gaga doesn't want fries with that.
17. Lady Gaga can beat a brick wall at tennis
18. When Lady Gaga looks at Medusa, Medusa turns to stone
19. Lady Gaga doesn't get shark attacked,the shark gets Lady Gaga attacked
20. The reason it rains is because the rain wants to be closer to Lady Gaga
21. Lady Gaga can run in the rain and not get wet faster
22. When Lady Gaga falls in love she breaks it
23. Lady Gaga can see your bet, raise you without any chips
24. When Supergirl takes a day off she calls Lady Gaga to fill in for her
25. Lady Gaga can kid a kidder
26. Lady Gaga is the only person who can chew cotton candy
27. Lady Gaga changed her own diapers
28. Video didn't kill the radio star, Lady Gaga did
29. Curiosity didn't kill the cat, Lady Gaga did
30. Lady Gaga is Supergirl's heroine
31. Lady Gaga can speak Icelandic in three different languages
32. Lady Gaga fought the law and the law lost
33. Lady Gaga can swim in an empty pool
34. Lady Gaga can scream louder than several teenage girls while her mouth is closed
35. Lady Gaga leaves messages before the beep
36. Lady Gaga made Journey stop believing
37. When Lady Gaga crosses the street cars look both ways for Lady Gaga
38. What does Supergirl, Batgirl and Wonder Woman have in common? When they were kids they wanted to be Lady Gaga
39. If Lady Gaga doesn't know it it's not worth knowing
40. Lady Gaga isn't allergic to anything, allergens are allergic to Lady Gaga
41. When Lady Gaga walks up a flight of stairs they automatically become escalators
42. When Lady Gaga recycles paper it turns back into a tree
43. Lady Gaga doesn't watch porn, the porn watches Lady Gaga
44. Lady Gaga doesn't go to church, the church goes to Lady Gaga
45. Lady Gaga's 5 Hour Energy lasts 10 hours
46. Supergirl is Lady Gaga's secret Identity
47. Lady Gaga can make onions cry
48. Lady Gaga can believe it's not butter
49. Lady Gaga once donated blood to one girl, she is now known as Supergirl
50. Lady Gaga Trick Or Treated by herself as a child
51. Lady Gaga can beat a royal flush with only two cards
52. Lady Gaga is in the Guinness Book of World Records just for being her self.
53. Lady Gaga didn't copy Madonna. Madonna copied Lady Gaga
54. Lady Gaga doesn't go to the bathroom. The bathroom goes to Lady Gaga
55. Lady Gaga reads tomorrows paper today
56. Lady Gaga once scored 100% on an exam just for writing her name
57. Lady Gaga is what Willis was talking about
58. Lady Gaga can tweet a novel
59. Michelle McCool once impersonated Lady Gaga, the end result was an I quit match in the WWE
60. Lady Gaga can defeat The Shield
61. Lady Gaga gets her tattoos done with a jackhammer
62. Lady Gaga taught the inventor of the piano how to play it
63. Lady Gaga can watch all of the videos on YouTube within a day and still have time to eat breakfast
64. Lady Gaga always wins even when she loses
65. Supergirl's cape is Lady Gaga's handkerchief
66. Lady Gaga can install a program without accepting the terms and conditions
67. Lady Gaga finished the song that never ends
68. Lady Gaga finished the Neverending Story
69. Whenever Lady Gaga says something wrong, She is right
70. Lady Gaga won the Tour De France on a big wheel
71. Lady Gaga can find a needle in a haystack
72. Lady Gaga doesn't have a shadow
73. When Lady Gaga was young Santa sat on her lap
74. Lady Gaga sang rain rain go away and it did
75. Lady Gaga can retweet her own tweets on Twitter
76. Lady Gaga's phone doesn't autocorrect her
77. Lady Gaga ended Ryback's hunger streak
78. Lady Gaga can shoot the dog in Duck Hunt
79. Lady Gaga can pump her own gas in New Jersey
80. If you have $5 and Lady Gaga has $5, Lady Gaga has more money than you
81. Lady Gaga wasn't a girl scout, Lady Gaga was a Lady Scout
82. Lady Gaga can laugh with a straight face
83. Lady Gaga once played Russian Roulette with a loaded gun and won
84. Lady Gaga defied MC Hammer and touched it
85. Lady Gaga can win a game of Connect Four with only 3 moves
86. Lady Gaga can do a wheelie on a unicycle
87. Lady Gaga can unscramble an egg
88. Lady Gaga can delete the recycle bin
89. Lady Gaga once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got it
90. Lady Gaga is the only person who can get away with wearing raw meat
91. Lady Gaga once won the World Series of Poker with Yu Gi Oh cards
92. Lady Gaga can drive on the right side of the road in England
93. Mr. Brown can't moo but Lady Gaga can
94. Lady Gaga can get blackjack with one card
95. Lady Gaga is the Fourth Prime Color
96. The Chicken crossed the road because Lady Gaga told him to
97. The Caged Bird sings for Lady Gaga
98. Lady Gaga is so hot, smoke follows her whenever she enters a room
99. Anything you can do Lady Gaga can do better. Lady Gaga can do everything better than you
100. Lady Gaga approves this fact