Hot Wheels Blasphemy

This is Just wrong.

  I almost suffered a goddamn stoke today when I was in Walmart today. Why? Well I saw  disrespect to a classic American truck, the Dodge Lil Red Express. This time it wasn't red it was purple. They never came in purple in real life. What the heck Mattel? It's an oxymoron now. It's not a Lil Red Express if it is painted purple is it? No it isn't. It would have to be called a Dodge Lil Purple Express then. And that sounds just lame. This is just as bad as the Maroon Buick Grand National that they made as a variation for the 2007 New Models.

Why is Edward Cullen Still In School If He Is 108 Years Old?

Looking good for 108

  I was watching and riffing Twilight New Moon today because I was bored. I happened to notice that Edward Cullen said he was 108 years old. Yet He's supposed to look like he is 17 years old. First off why is he still in school if he is 108 years old? He would have graduated by 1919. He must be a real idiot if he is 108 years old and still in high school. Fact most school districts let you stay until you are 21 and If you haven't graduated by then, they kick you the out and then you can get your GED. In shorter words throw Logic out the second story window. See this doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

A Real 108 year old man

If You were 108 you would look like this.

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An Official Thrift Store Find

  I had a dermatologist appointment today, and it was close by the Salvation Army Thrift Store. . It was not even a block away. Anyway. I looked around and first found a vintage die cast Air Products tanker truck. It caught my eye immediately but upon further inspection the cab was missing a tire. I looked around for it and couldn't find the tire anywhere. A major let down there. The truck would have looked great in my Pennsylvania tribute. Anyway I happened to stumble across a brand new without tags, Sunoco The Official Fuel of NASCAR hat for $2.99. I used to have a hat like that a few years ago, but the brim wasn't bent correctly and looked funny. So they had two new ones. I purchased it and was happy.

My Dream Came True Again

Victor Hugo

  My luck is going strong two days in a row. Today I found another toy that I wished that Mattel would make. No it's not a WWE action figure. It's Victor Hugo from Cars 2. I was hoping that they would make the Cars 2 character that was based on a Yugo. I was shocked that they actually made him. I was in Toys R Us today looking to see if they had any new WWE action figures or any NECA Twilight figures to make a WWE Celebrity action figure wrestling match, but sadly there were no Twilight figures in sight. Anyway by dumb luck i glanced at the top of a display cube of Cars 2 diecast cars, and saw Victor Hugo, and picked him up and purchased him. Although I haven't seen Cars 2, I did happen to only buy Acer the AMC Pacer, and Grem the AMC Gremlin because I love AMC cars. Victor Hugo was also a must have because nobody really makes Yugo diecast cars. Victor Hugo has some modifications thanks to Pixar, such as having dual headlights on each side of his grille and having a V badge on his grille instead of the Yugo Y.

My Dream Came True

  Today I went to a doctor appointment today and after I went there I went to Kohl's. The reason why was because there have been reports of Mattel WWE RAW SuperShow AKA Basic series 18 have been showing up in Kohl's. So I went there and found Basic 18. I picked up Sin Cara and Hunico. Also I went there to look for the Matchbox Real Working Rigs General Dynamics Stryker MGS. They had it. All the stores in my area stopped carrying the Matchbox Real Working Rigs since they did the reset after Christmas. Especially my Walmart stopped carrying them. Kmart still has them but not any 2012 models. I almost had a heart attack and a stroke combined from finding both B18 and the Matchbox Stryker MGS. It was indeed a good day and a dream come true combined

Kristen Stewart's Mouth Never Closes

I rest my case

  Did you ever look at a picture of the actress Kristen Stewart? If So did you ever notice that in 97% of those photos her mouth is open? She has the same expression in every picture. She is like that YTMND facial expressions fad. Why does she rarely close her damn mouth? Nobody knows what is exactly the cause of this. I have several theories. One theory is that she has her mouth open all the time is due to finding out that she is only getting paid $5 to play the role. Theory two is that she realizes she can't act for anything and can't compute that. Theory three is that she is has a reflex problem with her mouth keeping it open all of the time. If she has her mouth open the whole time, she probably gets sore throats alot because that happens when you sleep with your mouth open. Kristen Stewart please close your mouth.

Kathryn Joosten Passes Away at 72

  Yesterday was a sad day for Fans of The West Wing and the Syfy Movie, Mega Python Vs Gatoroid. One of the best actresses from that series has succumbed to Lung Cancer at age 72. She previously had been successfully treated for Lung Cancer in the past, but it came back. She was a 2 time Emmy winner for her role as Karen McKluskey in Desperate Housewives. Prior to becoming an actress, Joosten, worked in the healthcare field as psychiatric nurse at Michael Reese Hospital in Chicago IL. Ironically Joosten had died 20 days after her character Karen McKluskey died of Lung Cancer. She will be missed