Sunday, June 3, 2012

Kristen Stewart's Mouth Never Closes

I rest my case
  Did you ever look at a picture of the actress Kristen Stewart? If So did you ever notice that in 97% of those photos her mouth is open? She has the same expression in every picture. She is like that YTMND facial expressions fad. Why does she rarely close her damn mouth? Nobody knows what is exactly the cause of this. I have several theories. One theory is that she has her mouth open all the time is due to finding out that she is only getting paid $5 to play the role. Theory two is that she realizes she can't act for anything and can't compute that. Theory three is that she is has a reflex problem with her mouth keeping it open all of the time. If she has her mouth open the whole time, she probably gets sore throats alot because that happens when you sleep with your mouth open. Kristen Stewart please close your mouth.

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