What To Do With An Old Bridesmaid Dress

  One thing that really grinds my gears is that people spend a ton of money on dresses for a wedding. 99.9% of the time they are only worn once and then they are forever banished to an eternal hell in a closet. I am a man writing my opinion about what you can do with an old bridesmaid dress. Men don't like to spend money on clothes they are going to wear once so this is why I am writing this post.
  So what can you exactly do with an old bridesmaid dress? Well here is a list I came up with to help you decide what to do with that eyesore in the closet.

1. Donate it to charity
2. Donate it to a prom dress charity
3. Make a cape out of it
4. Make a flag out of it
5. Use it to upholster a chair
6. Turn it into a pillowcase 
7. Halloween Costume
8. Burn it
9. Give it to a local theater group/High School Drama Club
10. Turn it into a car seat cover
11. Have an evening gown match with it
12. Sell it on eBay
13. Cut it up and use it as a handkerchief 
14. Use it as a bandage
15. Put it on a mannequin
16. Curtains
17. Tree Skirt
18. Matador cape
19. Hand towel
20. Cleaning rags
21. Use it as toilet paper
22. Make a banner out of it
23. Chair cover
24. Shroud
25. Dustcover
26. Dishrag
27. Napkins
28. Bandana 
29. Tablecloth
30. Leave it hang in your closet for all eternity