30 Things We Could Have Done to Osama Bin Laden's Corpse

 So finally after like 9 years we finally caught the bastard Osama Bin Laden. Wait a minute, we shot and killed him and then buried him at sea. If I was in charge of disposing Osama's corpse, I would have a different plan on how to get rid of it.
1. Crucify His Corpse.
2. Take a shit on his corpse.
3. Take a piss on his corpse.
4. Turn it into a pinata.
5. Behead him and take head to a taxidermist and display in the Oval Office.
6. Stab the corpse repeatedly with an American Flag.
7. Drop it off at a VFW post. The vets will dispose of him properly.
8. Hang the corpse even though he is already dead.
9. Have the corpse tour the United States and let the public beat the shit out of it.
10. Curb stomp the corpse.
11. Drag it on the 5th wheel of an 18 wheeler.
12. Burn the corpse.
13. Use it as a target.
14. Put it on an airplane and crash it.
15. Cut him up and use him for dog food.
16. Let Epic Beard Man slap the shit out of him.
17. Use it as a crash dummy.
18. Shove a broomstick up his ass until it comes out of his eye socket.
19. Give him to the USMC they'll have a good time with it.
20. Sell corpse on eBay, Our national debt will be payed off.
21. Drop him from a bridge onto the inbound lane of the Boston Expressway.
22. Cut him up with a dull chainsaw.
23. Toss him into a blast furnace.
24. Toss him in gasoline and then set him ablaze.
25. Put him on the L.A. Freeway at 4:59.
26. Shove him into a meat grinder.
27. Put him into an old car that is going into the crusher.
28. Throw him into a shark pit.
29. Throw him into an alligator pit or crocodile pit or vice versa.
30. Put him in the backseat of a Ford Pinto with a full tank of gas and rear end it so it goes Boom.