25 Reasons Why Troll 2 is Better Than The Artist

  Today I wasn't sure if I was going to blog today or not. So I was doing an image search of Kristen Stewart's mouth open and thought of bad movies and then I realized one of my favorites, Troll 2 is better than some overrated Oscar winning film. So here is why Troll 2 is better than The Artist.

1. Troll 2 is an unintentional comedy.
2. Troll 2 features horrendous acting that is laughable.
3. Troll 2 has a unique film score.
4. Troll 2 is has sound.
5. Troll 2 is in widescreen not fullscreen like The Artist.
6. Troll 2 doesn't have a cute overrated dog.
7. Troll 2 is so bad it's good.
8. You can riff Troll 2.
9. Troll 2 has a cult following.
10. Troll 2 isn't overrated.
11. Troll 2 is in color.
12. Troll 2 is not a modern day anachronism.
13. Troll 2 didn't win any Academy Awards even though it should have.
14. Troll 2 is the Best Worst Movie.
15. You won't get bored with Troll 2 as you would get while watching The Artist.
16. Troll 2 is a masterpiece.
17. They're Eating Her and Then They're Going To Eat Me.... Oh My God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18. You Can't Piss on Hospitality! I Won't Allow It!
19. Troll 2 has interesting Plot twists.
20. Troll 2 starred a dentist.
21. Troll 2 is a better investment.
22. Troll 2 has cheesy special effects.
23. Goblins
24. Nilbog Milk
25. All of the reasons above.